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The
Complete History of Burpintootin |
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Burpintootin was a tourist town. Then
South Burpintootin attacked. It was the beginning of a
war that would last a quarter century. The tourists went
elsewhere and Burpintootin struggled. Luckily, Colonel
Glervin had it all figured out.
He believed in Burpintootin's popularity, and suggested
selling shirts. This would allow people to experience
Burpintootin without being there. The shirts were the
shit from the start. A lot of money was made. Burpintootin
won the war.
Today, Burpintootin is a shirt selling town. It is considered
one of
the happiest and most ridiculous places in the world.
South Burpintootin is completely fucked. |
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